Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Which way do I go?

If I have managed to attract any UK residents out there, I need some help. I can't figure out which side of the sidewalk to walk on. I assumed the left, since that is the way you drive, but this doesn't seem to work, although the right side doesn't seem to work either. It seems no matter where I go, I am in someone's way. Is there some walking etiquette that I am missing, or are people just trying to run over the lost American?

1 Comments:

At 4:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should go right.
Etiquette may say left.
Taking it right up the middle may work.
Tackling is also an option.
I would do that.
Forget etiquette.
Overwhelm them with Americanism.
Go right, fake left,
Go left , fake right.
Either way,
Run them over.

 

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