Beware of Otter Clause

Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. This could possibly be the worst beer on Earth, because it is certainly the worst I have ever had, and I've tried a few. I've not met many beers that I couldn't at least drink, but not this one. After two drinks of this stuff, it went straight down the sink. It took two because I didn't think anything could possibly be that bad, so I had to give it another chance. I was wrong and regretted taking the second drink.
It claims to have a "distinctive Christmas flavour." I'd agree, if Christmas is supposed to taste like dirty wet socks drying over a campfire.
It sucks that it was so bad, because I was looking forward to the challenge laid out on the label.
"Drink a bottle, Christmas Otter
Christmas Otter, drink a bottle
Bottle Drinker, Christmas Otter
Otter Christmas, bottle drinker"
How many bottles can you drink and still say it?
For those looking for a little Christmas cheer in a bottle that doesn't suck, I can recommend the following.
Christmas Pudding Ale
John Young's Christmas Ale
Both of these are from Young's Brewery in London

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