Saturday, December 03, 2005

Beware of Otter Clause


Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter. This could possibly be the worst beer on Earth, because it is certainly the worst I have ever had, and I've tried a few. I've not met many beers that I couldn't at least drink, but not this one. After two drinks of this stuff, it went straight down the sink. It took two because I didn't think anything could possibly be that bad, so I had to give it another chance. I was wrong and regretted taking the second drink.

It claims to have a "distinctive Christmas flavour." I'd agree, if Christmas is supposed to taste like dirty wet socks drying over a campfire.

It sucks that it was so bad, because I was looking forward to the challenge laid out on the label.

"Drink a bottle, Christmas Otter
Christmas Otter, drink a bottle
Bottle Drinker, Christmas Otter
Otter Christmas, bottle drinker"

How many bottles can you drink and still say it?

For those looking for a little Christmas cheer in a bottle that doesn't suck, I can recommend the following.

Christmas Pudding Ale
John Young's Christmas Ale

Both of these are from Young's Brewery in London

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